Jordan, 18 & pretending like I'm keeping it together. I love my '94 mustang, dubstep, writing, lady gaga, learning piano, and tattoos. Music is going to end up saving my life. It's a beautiful world, kid.

carnivaloftherandom:

auto-reblog because I am a giant nerd. I reallyreally want the Ambiguity one. 

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Posted
15 hours ago

Woman v. The Government

Woman:I cannot afford to have a child right now. Can I have birth control?
Government:No.
Woman:I got pregnant but I cannot afford to have a child and I'm not ready to be a parent. Can I have an abortion?
Government:No.
Woman:I had the child, but I cannot afford to raise him. Will you help me out?
Government:No.
Woman:I guess I'll have to give my child up for adoption.
Barry and Steve:We would love to raise your child. We have been in a committed relationship for 15 years. We have steady careers and are very successful and financially stable. We love children and wish to provide a loving nurturing environment for your child. Would you be willing to give your child to us?
Woman:Sure, as long as it's ok with the government.
Government:No.
Posted
1 day ago
darkkhumor:

zakkiwu:

overdosed-on-ovo:

the man supports the both of them, but the woman gives him balance.

^deep

holy shit..

darkkhumor:

zakkiwu:

overdosed-on-ovo:

the man supports the both of them, but the woman gives him balance.

^deep

holy shit..

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Posted
1 day ago

This photograph is worth 1000 times more than a picture of a bottle of nail varnish or food etc. Only about 10 of my followers will reblog this, and the rest will not. It won’t spoil your blog. God bless him.

This photograph is worth 1000 times more than a picture of a bottle of nail varnish or food etc. Only about 10 of my followers will reblog this, and the rest will not. It won’t spoil your blog. God bless him.

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Posted
1 day ago