June 2012
May 2012
Woman v. The Government
Woman: I cannot afford to have a child right now. Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant but I cannot afford to have a child and I'm not ready to be a parent. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I had the child, but I cannot afford to raise him. Will you help me out?
Government: No.
Woman: I guess I'll have to give my child up for adoption.
Barry and Steve: We would love to raise your child. We have been in a committed relationship for 15 years. We have steady careers and are very successful and financially stable. We love children and wish to provide a loving nurturing environment for your child. Would you be willing to give your child to us?
Woman: Sure, as long as it's ok with the government.
Government: No.
For the next hour I'll answer every single one of...
fucklifejustparty:
I doubt I’ll get any.
I doubt I’ll get any.
I know I won’t get any.
Reblog this if you're a Sagittarius.
xxchibicupcakesxx:
hey, I just met you
and this is crazy
but here’s my number
…
hey, I just met you
satan: let there be wifi passwords
satan: let there be calories
satan: let there be post limit
satan: let there be swag
methroid:
people who spit on the ground are absolutely vile and need to be arrested for the safety of the community
Wuddup sunrise?
I should probably go to bed now…..
